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[OTC] Hot and/or Cold
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fullonobiwan used with permission from his mun who made a request for snarky!Flack. foundherwings, det_montana and your_only_law also used with permission. The Stella and Sam in question are bound on no particular muses. Set sometime after 312: Jus en Bello, but I’m not sure when. Also, this started out short and turned into the EPIC FIC OF DOOOOOOOOOM. Just so you know.]
“Good morning, ladies and gentleman of the Grand Jury, my name is Assistant District Attorney Colin MacManus, and this is the State of New York versus Dean and Samuel Winchester. The charges in this matter are six counts of grave desecration, one count of aggravated assault on one Kenneth Hardenberger, ten counts of unlawful possession of a firearm, seven counts of possession of a weapon for unlawful purposes, three counts of credit card fraud, one count of obstruction by flight, and one count of obstruction by deception each. While normally the grave desecration is considered a disorderly persons offense, the state is asking you to consider them under the RICO Act which I will explain at the completion of the testimony. Are there any questions for me as to the law?” [pause] “Seeing no hands I will call in the first witness.”
[soft beeping noise]
“Detective Flack, Please come into the jury room.”
[soft shuffling noise, the sound of the door opening and closing.]
“Please place your left hand on the bible and raise your right.” [pause] “Detective Flack, do you solemnly swear that the testimony you’re about to give shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?”
“I do.”
“Please be seated.”
“Good morning, Detective, thank you for coming.”
“Good morning.”
“Please state your name and where you work.”
“Detective Donald Flack, Junior, I work for the New York Police Department.”
“How long have you been working for the NYPD, Detective?”
“Almost eight years now.”
“On April seventeenth of this year, you had occasion to conduct an investigation regarding a Dean and Samuel Winchester, correct?”
“Yes, I did.”
“Please tell us all about it.”
“On April seventeenth, Detective Monroe and myself were investigating a murder of a woman named Dolores Williams who died from what appeared at the time to be a broken neck. When we arrived at the scene, we found significant satanic symbols carved into the ceiling and floor of two of the rooms, and extensive damage to the surrounding area. Upon processing the scene, Detective Monroe found something interesting—”
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fullonobiwan used with permission from his mun who made a request for snarky!Flack. foundherwings, det_montana and your_only_law also used with permission. The Stella and Sam in question are bound on no particular muses. Set sometime after 312: Jus en Bello, but I’m not sure when. Also, this started out short and turned into the EPIC FIC OF DOOOOOOOOOM. Just so you know.]“Good morning, ladies and gentleman of the Grand Jury, my name is Assistant District Attorney Colin MacManus, and this is the State of New York versus Dean and Samuel Winchester. The charges in this matter are six counts of grave desecration, one count of aggravated assault on one Kenneth Hardenberger, ten counts of unlawful possession of a firearm, seven counts of possession of a weapon for unlawful purposes, three counts of credit card fraud, one count of obstruction by flight, and one count of obstruction by deception each. While normally the grave desecration is considered a disorderly persons offense, the state is asking you to consider them under the RICO Act which I will explain at the completion of the testimony. Are there any questions for me as to the law?” [pause] “Seeing no hands I will call in the first witness.”
[soft beeping noise]
“Detective Flack, Please come into the jury room.”
[soft shuffling noise, the sound of the door opening and closing.]
“Please place your left hand on the bible and raise your right.” [pause] “Detective Flack, do you solemnly swear that the testimony you’re about to give shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?”
“I do.”
“Please be seated.”
“Good morning, Detective, thank you for coming.”
“Good morning.”
“Please state your name and where you work.”
“Detective Donald Flack, Junior, I work for the New York Police Department.”
“How long have you been working for the NYPD, Detective?”
“Almost eight years now.”
“On April seventeenth of this year, you had occasion to conduct an investigation regarding a Dean and Samuel Winchester, correct?”
“Yes, I did.”
“Please tell us all about it.”
“On April seventeenth, Detective Monroe and myself were investigating a murder of a woman named Dolores Williams who died from what appeared at the time to be a broken neck. When we arrived at the scene, we found significant satanic symbols carved into the ceiling and floor of two of the rooms, and extensive damage to the surrounding area. Upon processing the scene, Detective Monroe found something interesting—”
( *** )
3511 words
