[MYL] Things you can to deny. (Or at least try.)

- That I ate half the ice cream sheet cake that someone had left in the break room from someone's birthday
- That I ate Lindsay's lunch because I thought it was fair game.
- That I go to the bakery down the street more than once a week. (I do not go every day).
- That I dated Cassavelli.
- That I dated any of Mullvaney's sisters. Especially the one who's jail bait. (Robyn's only fifteen, ya dumbasses.)
- That I was in on the dare between Mac and Danny to get Lindsay to eat those bugs.
- That I work too hard and don't get enough sleep.
- Whatever the hell anyone's been saying about my sister.