He really was getting too old for this.
A full grown man, let alone a NYPD homicide detective, should not be crouching down in the snow in Central Park, hiding from a bunch of twelve year-olds with snow balls. Twelve year-olds should not be antagonizing homicide detectives, and homicide detectives should know better than to actually fight back against said twelve year-olds, yet here he and Danny were, hiding behind a rather large tree. Occasionally one of them would peek around the side of the tree, but immediately duck back around again, and hear the splatter of snow against the trunk.
“Well—this is definitely one of our more brilliant ideas,” Danny nodded slowly.
“Definitely,” Flack nodded.
“You realize the logic behind this is kinda ridiculous,” Danny started again, “I mean, they’re twelve. We’re supposedly bigger, smarter, and stronger than them, and we’re hiding from them behind a tree.”
“You do remember that they started it, right?” Flack replied, giving him a look. Danny and Flack had been making their way out of the precinct, and unbeknownst to them, this particular set of stairs had had some water thrown on it by a group of neighborhood kids, the water had iced over, and the stairs had turned into a walking death trap.
Normally they wouldn’t have thought much of it. However, they also happened to be the first victims of the ice patch of death, walking out of the door and both simultaneously having their feet slip out from under them and landing on their backs—hard. If that wasn’t enough, the little devils stuck around to see what would happen, and laughed when the cold fate befell their victims. And to top it all off, Flack now had coffee all down the front of his brand new suit.
To hell with being the mature adult. This was war.
“Yes—yes, I do remember that,” Danny nodded, “But you are also aware that no one else is going to be on our side?”
“That’s not our problem, Messer,” Flack replied, starting to glance around the tree again, and then ducking back as snowballs splattered against the tree.
“There has to be an easier way to do this.”
“Well, you’re the scientist. You tell me.”
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A full grown man, let alone a NYPD homicide detective, should not be crouching down in the snow in Central Park, hiding from a bunch of twelve year-olds with snow balls. Twelve year-olds should not be antagonizing homicide detectives, and homicide detectives should know better than to actually fight back against said twelve year-olds, yet here he and Danny were, hiding behind a rather large tree. Occasionally one of them would peek around the side of the tree, but immediately duck back around again, and hear the splatter of snow against the trunk.
“Well—this is definitely one of our more brilliant ideas,” Danny nodded slowly.
“Definitely,” Flack nodded.
“You realize the logic behind this is kinda ridiculous,” Danny started again, “I mean, they’re twelve. We’re supposedly bigger, smarter, and stronger than them, and we’re hiding from them behind a tree.”
“You do remember that they started it, right?” Flack replied, giving him a look. Danny and Flack had been making their way out of the precinct, and unbeknownst to them, this particular set of stairs had had some water thrown on it by a group of neighborhood kids, the water had iced over, and the stairs had turned into a walking death trap.
Normally they wouldn’t have thought much of it. However, they also happened to be the first victims of the ice patch of death, walking out of the door and both simultaneously having their feet slip out from under them and landing on their backs—hard. If that wasn’t enough, the little devils stuck around to see what would happen, and laughed when the cold fate befell their victims. And to top it all off, Flack now had coffee all down the front of his brand new suit.
To hell with being the mature adult. This was war.
“Yes—yes, I do remember that,” Danny nodded, “But you are also aware that no one else is going to be on our side?”
“That’s not our problem, Messer,” Flack replied, starting to glance around the tree again, and then ducking back as snowballs splattered against the tree.
“There has to be an easier way to do this.”
“Well, you’re the scientist. You tell me.”
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